Byron Bay - Cheeky Monkeys

[eric murray]

It has been reported that Osama Bin Laden was sited on Monday night at the famous
`Cheeky Monkeys` nightclub in Byron Bay, Australia.

Osama allegedly  had traded in his infamous beard for an Easter Bunny suit complete 
with fluffy tail, one witness reported:

"He was dancing to the 80`s classic 'Everybody wants to rule the world', it was crazy, and
later bought everyone in the club a round of kamikazes."

A security guard was quick to act, once it was apparent who the person beneath
the rabit costume was and notified the authorities. Osama was however nowhere to be seen once
the police had arrived. 

The investigatin continues....